Please, Please, Please!

Before you vote, consider this heart-felt plea!
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I am a concerned senior citizen. When President Clinton was in office, I had a nice house, a good job with many benefits, health insurance and even 2 vacation homes. In short, things were good.

Since President Bush has been in office, I have lost my job and my health insurance. I have also lost 2 sons in Iraq.

To add insult to injury I am now homeless and have lost everything I once had. We must be willing to do whatever John Kerry asks us to do. We must remove President Bush and get a Democrat back in the White House.

Please consider my compelling personal story and vote John Kerry come election day.

Sincerely,
Saddam Hussein

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